Loria Trench Coat


Jeffrey Loria wooed Jose Reyes last season by opening his overcoat to reveal a Reyes model Marlins jersey in a hotel bar. So I'm kinda wondering what he was wearing to get John Maine to sign with the Marlins … perhaps a t-shirt that says "YOLO"?

John Maine signing with the Marlins makes you wonder how the Mets are going to be so terrible when 19 of their wins will most likely come at the hands of these guys. They will merely have to go 62-81 against everybody else to finish at .500.

John Maine? I have a feeling that Marlins spring training is going to look a lot like the scene in Major League:

This guy here is dead!

Cross him off then.

So you have a habitual liar. And that habitual liar goes and signs John Maine. Ironic.


About metstradamus

I've been a Mets fan since 1976. The 1988 NLCS still bothers me infinitely more than it should. I also write about hockey for Puck Drunk Love. I've also been referred to as "Mr. Testosterone", and "this clown". We'll always have 2015.