Jeff Wilpon Beach

Tattoo You

There's been a big hullabaloo on Friday about Jets head coach Rex Ryan sporting a tattoo of his wife wearing a Bubby Brister jersey.

That's nothing. Why, just recently Jeff Wilpon was spotted in St. Tropez with his shirt off. I for one was horrified at what I saw:

I shouldn't subject you to a closer look, but I had to know what that was on his chest. It couldn't possibly be …

Oh my God, it's Omar Minaya wearing nothing but a Jason Bay jersey! It explains everything! The bad contract, the lower credit rating, Jerry Manuel … everything! I'm petrified at the horror of it all!!!

(I'm also impressed with the attention to detail. Puts my tattoo of Lucas Duda eating a doughnut to shame. Wonder who his artist is.)


About metstradamus

I've been a Mets fan since 1976. The 1988 NLCS still bothers me infinitely more than it should. I also write about hockey for Puck Drunk Love. I've also been referred to as "Mr. Testosterone", and "this clown". We'll always have 2015.