Heilman2BSmile

This Doesn’t Happen Very Often

See the picture above? That's right, it's Aaron Heilman smiling, something that has not happened since April 15th, 2005. That will change tonight. Why? Well, I have reasoning for making this prediction … good, solid football reasoning. But something tells me that you could care less to read it. So as the corners of Heilman's lips curve upwards, expect a loud scream of terror in response to muscles which haven't moved in that direction in years. And expect a new Mayan calendar in the mail.

Notre Dame 25 Alabama 23

(Editor's note, Dave Magadan, Frank Lary, Andy Phillips, and Craig Shipley are the four Mets who played for the Crimson Tide. Go win a bet with that information.)

Metstradamus

About Metstradamus

I've been a Mets fan since 1976. The 1988 NLCS still bothers me infinitely more than it should. Keep reaching for the stars, and then get checked for a torn ligament.

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