Fred Sanford

This Is The Big One

Now why is Fred Sanford having a heart attack today?

Could it be because Lucas Duda had another two hits, and only one of them was one of his patented ground singles through a shift as he actually blasted a home run in a 3-1 win over the Nationals? Could that new stance actually be working? Might Duda give Terry Collins pause as to whether to move Jordany Valdespin to left field full time?

Or could it be Keith Hernandez's admission during Saturday's broadcast that he actually has a twitter account that he never uses? The one guy all Mets fans want to have a twitter account, and he has one? That he doesn't use???  What a tease.

He says we'll never find his account. Contrare. We'll find you, Keith. The process of elimination has already started:

I guess we all must settle for the twitter consolation prize: Dillon Gee.

metstradamus

About metstradamus

I've been a Mets fan since 1976. The 1988 NLCS still bothers me infinitely more than it should. I also write about hockey for Puck Drunk Love. I've also been referred to as "Mr. Testosterone", and "this clown". We'll always have 2015.

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